morning, everyone. >> the david letterman clip. do we have that david letterman clip? >> i love it. >> everybody is getting ready for thanksgiving, right? >> i'm going to clutch a twinkie and watch it. >> we love dave. willie, who do we love more than dave? >> nobody. >> nobody. nobody. family members, nobody. dave. dave is number one. >> this is a concept i might capitalize on. >> you know why we love dave so much? because he gives. he's a loving guy. he's a humanitarian. look at what dave -- this is what dave is giving american airlines. >> a major american company is addressing this problem for the holidays. >> do you hate the hassles of holiday air travel almost as much as you hate the tedious, awkward thanksgiving dinner with family? announcing united airlines reluctant traveler service. for a nominal fee we'll book you on a pretend united flight with a plausible flight number, gate number and arrival time you can tell your family. then at the last minute, oh, no, your flight's been cancelled. you wanted to be there, but what can you do? united airlines, we get it. >> oh, no!